An he build strong towas inside da boonies, an dig plenny storage holes fo keep watta unda da groun, cuz he get plenny animals inside da low hills west side Jerusalem, an da flat land. He get farma guys fo work inside his fields. He get odda guys dat know how fo work da grape fields, on top da mountains an da places wea get da kine dirt az good fo grow stuff. He one guy dat fo real kine like grow stuff.
Cuz today, Adonijah wen make one sacrifice wit plenny bulls, an cows dat peopo make um fat, an sheeps too. He wen tell all da King boys, an General Joab dat stay in charge a da army, an Abiatar da pries guy, fo come by him. An you know wat? Right now, dey stay dea in front him, an dey eating an drinking plenny. Dey tell, ‘Us like King Adonijah live long time!’
Adonijah go make plenny sacrifice, wit sheeps an bulls an da kine cows peopo wen feed plenny fo make um come fat. He do dat right outside Jerusalem, by da big stone dey call Zohelet nea da En-Rogel puka fo watta. He tell all his braddah guys, King David boys, fo come, an all da guys from da Judah ohana dat stay work fo da King.
Had one guy Nabal. He from da Caleb ohana. He live Maon town, an get biznis nea dea inside Carmel town. He one importan guy an own 3,000 sheep an 1,000 goat. Nabal wife, her name Abigail. She one good looking wahine dat know how fo tink real good. But her husban, he da kine guy come all huhu if somebody tell him he gotta do someting, an no bodda him wen he do bad kine stuff. Dat time, Nabal an his guys stay cut da wool from da sheeps Carmel side.