14 Wen da Ammon guys see dat da Aram guys stay run away, dey run away too in front Abishai dem, an go back inside Rabbah town. Den Joab come back from fight da Ammon guys an go Jerusalem side.
da Edom, Moab, Ammon, Filisha, an Amalek peopo. He make spesho fo Da One In Charge, all da stuffs he wen take from Hadadezer, Rehob boy, da king fo Zobah.
Da nex spring time, wen time fo kings go an fight wars, dis wat wen happen. King David sen Joab out wit da king officer guys, an all da Israel army guys. Dey wipe out plenny mo Ammon guys, an go afta dea main town Rabbah. But David, he stay inside Jerusalem.
Abishai, Joab braddah, dea muddah Zeruiah, David sistah. Abishai da main leada fo da thirty bestes army guys. Had one time, he use his spear fo kill three hundred guys dat come agains him. So erybody hear bout him, jalike dey hear plenny bout da Big Three guys.
David tell Abishai, “Dis time Sheba, Bikri boy, goin hurt us guys mo den Absalom wen hurt us. Take my guys an go chase um down. If you no catch um, he goin find big towns dat get one strong wall, an get away from us.”
