“Da mountains Gilboa side wea Saul an Jonathan mahke, I like put kahuna on top dat place! No good dey get da dew o da rain bumbye. No good da fields grow da wheat fo da sacrifices. Ova dea, even da bestes ones fo fight, wen lose dea shield. Eh, no was olive oil dey wen put on top Saul shield, dat time, fo make um strong—was blood!
But betta watch um good! Cuz maybe da cows goin take da Box up dea by da land wea da Box wen stay befo time, by Bet-Shemesh. Den dat goin mean, dat was da real Israel god dat give us guys one real hard time. But if da cows no take da Box up dea, den us guys goin know dat dea god neva do notting, but eryting dat wen happen, jus wen happen.”