“Az why Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell dis: Cuz I stay alive, one ting fo shua—Me, I no goin do good kine stuff fo you guys no moa. Az cuz you guys wen make da place dat stay spesho fo me pilau wit all yoa idol kine gods dat I hate, an wit all da real pilau kine stuff you guys do! Wen I look you guys, I no goin pity you. I pau awready give you guys chance!
Same ting fo da whole world long time befo time. Dat time, da peopo was acking jalike dey tink God, he notting. Same time, had da guy Noah dat was telling da peopo fo do da right ting. But dey neva lissen. Dass why God wen make um rain hard on top dem, an da flood wen wipe um out. But God wen take kea Noah, plus seven odda peopo from Noah ohana.