“Da mountains Gilboa side wea Saul an Jonathan mahke, I like put kahuna on top dat place! No good dey get da dew o da rain bumbye. No good da fields grow da wheat fo da sacrifices. Ova dea, even da bestes ones fo fight, wen lose dea shield. Eh, no was olive oil dey wen put on top Saul shield, dat time, fo make um strong—was blood!
(One mo ting, aah? Saul boy Jonathan get one boy name Mefiboshet dat no can walk good. He was five year ol wen Saul an Jonathan mahke. Somebody come his house from Jezreel fo tell erybody dat his faddah an granfaddah, mahke awready. Da wahine dat take kea him wen pick um up an run away. But cuz she rush, da boy fall down an hurt his two feets. Az how come he no can walk good.)