Befo she reach Shiloh, Da One In Charge tell Ahijah, “Jeroboam wife goin come hea fo tell you fo tell her one ting. She goin aks you bout her boy, cuz he stay sick. An you goin tell her some stuff. Wen she come, she goin get diffren kine clotheses on, fo nobody know az her.”
Befo time, wen Samuel mahke, all da Israel peopo wen cry fo him. Dey bury him inside Ramah, his home town. Dat time, Saul wen throw out from da Israel land, da wahines dat can talk to da mahke peopo, an da fortune tella guys.
Morning time come, an Jacob wake up. He see was Leah wit him, not Rachel! Jacob tell Laban, “Wassup?! Wat you wen do to me! I work fo you seven year fo me marry Rachel! How come you trick me lidat?!”
