19 Now, you da king, an you my boss. Az why I like you fo lissen wat I goin tell you. If Da One In Charge da One stay make you come agains me, den I goin make one sacrifice fo Da One In Charge, fo him smell um an know eryting stay good wit me an him, an den he no stay agains me no moa. But if all dis huhu jus come from peopo, I like Da One In Charge make shua dose buggahs get kahuna on top dem! Cuz wat get right now, is dis—dey wen throw me outa my land. Az why now, I no mo da right fo own my share dat Da One In Charge was suppose to give me! Jalike dey stay tell me, ‘Go way! Beat it! Go by da odda peopos an pray to dea gods, not oua God!’
Me, I one a da Israel peopo dat get respeck fo da deal we all wen make fo no fight each odda, an fo be da kine peopo you can trus. But you, you stay trying fo kill all da peopo from dis town. Dis town stay jalike one muddah fo plenny small kine towns. So, how come you like wipe out da property dat Da One In Charge own, aah?!”
Den David tell Abishai, an all his leada guys, “You guys know my boy dat come from my blood an bones, he stay try fo kill me, aah? Dass way mo den dis Benjamin ohana guy like kill me, you know! Let um go an let um yell fo God put kahuna on top me David cuz Da One In Charge wen tell him fo do dat.
Maybe you, da king, goin lissen an help me, yoa worka wahine. Den da guy no goin get da powa fo do notting, da one dat like cut me an my boy off from da stuff my husban suppose to get dat God wen give us.’
Da nex day, had one spirit from God dat was bad dat wen take ova Saul. Saul stay inside his house talking pupule kine. David play his harp, jalike erytime he stay do. Saul get one spear inside his hand.
Da One In Charge, he smell da nice smell from da sacrifice an he stay good inside. He tell, “Dis da las time I goin make one bad ting happen to da groun cuz a da peopo. Cuz from small kid time, weneva da peopo make one plan, dey ony like do bad kine stuff. But I no goin wipe out eryting dat stay alive one mo time, da way I wen do um dis time.
You rememba da guy Alexander, da guy dat make da coppa stuffs? Da buggah wen jam me up real bad! Da One In Charge goin pay him back bumbye, jalike Alexander wen do to me.
So if you eat meat, an cuz a dat, you make yoa braddah o sistah hurt plenny inside, eh, you tink you get love an aloha fo dem, o wat? Eh! No jam up da odda guy jus fo eat wat you like eat. Cuz you know, Christ wen mahke fo dat guy too!
Wen you guys see all dat, You goin smile plenny! You goin shake cuz you feel real good inside, An yoa heart goin beat mo fas. All da kine stuffs da trader guys bring From da odda side a da ocean, Goin be fo you, an not fo odda peopo. An rich kine stuffs goin come fo you guys From all da diffren peopos.
“Da spirit tell, ‘I goin go ova dea an be one spirit dat make all da guys dat talk fo his gods bulai him wen dey talk.’ “Da One In Charge tell, ‘Good idea! You goin bulai all dem! Go, do jalike you tell!’
Anodda time, Da One In Charge come huhu wit da Israel peopo. So den he make David stay agains dem too. Da One In Charge tell, “Go count da Israel an Judah guys.”
Down by his feets, she tell, “You da boss! Let me be da ony one get da blame fo all dis. Yeah, try let me, yoa worka wahine, tell you someting. Lissen up wat I goin tell.
I goin make yoa towns come all bus up, an wipe out da places you make spesho fo yoa gods. I no goin feel good inside notting from da nice smell you guys make wit yoa sacrifices.
Den Judah go nea Joseph an tell um, “Eh, you my boss, an I yoa slave guy! So try let me, yoa slave guy, tell dis one ting. Try no come huhu wit me, cuz you get da same kine powa jalike da Pharaoh guy!
David now stay figga, “Bumbye, aah? Saul goin wipe me out. So, mo betta I bag outa hea, an go by da Filisha peopo. Ova dea, Saul no goin look fo me inside da Israel land no moa, an I goin get away from his powa.”
David aks dem, “Wat you like me do fo you guys? How I can get um right wit you guys, fo you guys tell Da One In Charge fo do good tings fo all da land dat Da One In Charge own?”
If dass how dey talk, den you guys betta not lissen dat talka guy o da guy dat dream. Cuz yoa God, Da One In Charge, he da One stay tes you fo find out if az fo real you get love an aloha fo him wit eryting inside, wit how you feel, an wit how you tink.
But da king tell, “Dis my kuleana! Dis not bout you guys, my nephews, Zeruiah boys. Who you fo tell um fo stop?! If he stay yell fo put kahuna on top me cuz Da One In Charge tell him fo do dat, den who can tell Da One In Charge, ‘How come you make lidis?!’ ”