Wen da time come fo Israel mahke, he sen somebody fo tell his boy Joseph, “Come!” He tell Joseph, “Try do one ting fo me: Put yoa hand unda my thigh fo show you stay tight wit me, fo me trus you fo do wat I tell you fo do. Den make one promise to me dat fo shua you goin do one ting fo me: Try no bury me ova hea Egypt side.
You my good frenz, so no go afta somebody fo pay um back wen he hurt you. Mo betta you wait, an let God take kea him, cuz God tell “Laytas” to wat dat kine peopo do. Da One In Charge wen tell dis befo time inside da Bible: “I da One dat pay back da peopo Fo do bad kine stuff.” Dass wat Da One In Charge tell.
Wen David hear dat Nabal wen mahke, he tell his guys, “Tell Da One In Charge ‘Mahalo plenny!’ He wen do one good ting fo me. Cuz wen Nabal go talk bad bout me, Da One In Charge take kea me! Cuz Da One In Charge, az my boss. He no let me do da wrong kine ting to Nabal. Da bad kine ting Nabal wen do, Da One In Charge wen pay him back awready.” Den David sen messenja guys by Abigail fo tell her he like fo her come his wife.
Saul tell da guy dat carry da tings he use fo fight, “Grab yoa sword an stab me! If dese buggahs dat donno God come hea, dey goin make any kine to me wen dey stab me!” But da guy dat carry his stuff fo fight no like kill him. Da guy real sked, az why. So Saul take his sword, an throw his body down on top um so da sword go thru his body.