Dis how come we talk big. Fo shua us guys know we do wat God like us fo do. Us do um jus cuz we like do um, fo erybody see dat God make us guys do wass fo real. Us no do um wit da kine smarts da peopo get, but wit da kine smarts dat God give us cuz he get one good heart. Az how us wen live in dis world, an even mo plenny how us guys wen make fo help you guys.
You, you jalike my faddah fo me! Look! You see dis piece from yoa robe, hea inside my hand?! I wen cut off da corna from yoa robe, but I no kill you. Az why you gotta know fo shua dat I no mo da blame fo do someting bad. I no go agains you. I no do notting wrong agains you, but you stay hunt me fo kill me.
I stan hea right now, in front Da One In Charge an da guy dat Da One In Charge wen pick fo be da king. If anybody get someting fo tell, okay fo dem poin finga me right now. I wen rip off somebody cow, o wat?! O somebody donkey? I wen scam somebody? I wen put presha on somebody? I wen take silva from somebody fo shut my eyes, o wat?! If I wen make lidat to somebody, right now, I goin make um come pono fo dem!”