11 Saul sen watcha guys by David house fo watch him fo dem kill him morning time. But Michal, David wife, tell him, “If you no run away dis nite fo save yoa life, tomorra you mahke die dead!”
Somebody tell da Gaza peopo, “Samson stay hea!” So dey all go aroun wea he stay. All nite dey stay hide, fo jump him by da town gate. Dey stay real quiet, nite time. Dey tell, “Wen da sun come up we goin kill da buggah!”
So Saul sen guys fo try bus David one mo time. Dey see plenny guys stay talking fo God, an Samuel stay standing dea by dem cuz he dea leada guy. Right den an dea, God Spirit go take ova Saul guys, an dey make jalike dey stay talk fo God too.
David tell, “Az good. I goin make one deal wit you. Ony one ting I goin aks you fo do firs. Da ony way you can come in front me fo make da deal, you gotta bring Michal, Saul girl, wen you come fo see me.”
Cuz all da time Jesse boy stay alive, no way you can stay shua bout notting, an no way you goin be king! So now, tell one a yoa guys fo go grab da buggah an bring um hea by me cuz he gotta mahke!”