Uriah tell David, “Da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal, an da Israel an Judah army guys, dey all stay Sukkot Valley. An my boss Joab, an yoa main army guys, dey all make camp on top da fields wea dey goin fight. Az why fo me, how I can go home fo eat an drink an sleep wit my wife?! Jalike I stay shua you alive, same ting I stay shua I no goin make lidat!”
But David tell, “Yoa faddah know fo real kine dat you like me. So, he goin figga, ‘Az not good, wen Jonathan find out wat I goin do, cuz dat goin fo real kine bum Jonathan out.’ “But still yet, jalike fo shua Da One In Charge stay alive, an you stay alive, I stay shua bout dis too: I ony get litto mo time befo I goin mahke die dead!”
Da king aks her, “All dis dat you tell me, I figga was Joab wen tell you fo tell all dis, aah?” Da wahine tell, “My boss da king, jalike I shua you stay alive, I stay shua no mo nobody can hide notting from you dass diffren den wat you jus wen tell me. Yeah, was yoa army general guy, Joab, dat tell me fo do dis, an tell me all da tings I gotta tell.
One time, Jabez go pray to da God fo da Israel peopo. Dis wat he tell: “Eh God, I like you make um fo me do fo real kine Wat you wen make me fo do! I like you make plenny room fo me, An use yoa powa fo help me, An take kea me so notting bad happen, So den I no need hurt!” An God, he make tings happen jalike Jabez wen tell him fo do.