Dey no like stay tight wit da God dat erytime stay awesome an no goin mahke bumbye. But dese guys, dey tink lidis: “We no like dat kine God! Mo betta we stay tight wit one idol kine god dat look jalike one guy, no matta bumbye dat kine god goin come wipe out. O mo betta oua god goin look jalike one bird o one lizard o anodda animal.”
Az cuz wat God tell stay alive, an get da powa fo do wat suppose to do, an stay mo sharp fo change us guys inside den one sharp sword dat two side sharp. Wat God tell cut deep inside fo show fo real kine how we tink an wat we like do, an even cut deep inside da joints an da bone marrow. Wat God tell judge wat we tink an how we tink bout stuff.
I like erybody tell how good God oua Faddah stay, an how good his Boy Jesus Christ, Da One In Charge, too. God, his Faddah, he give us guys plenny chance. Wen Jesus Christ wen mahke, he come back alive! So den, Christ wen give us one new kine life, jalike we wen born one mo time. Us guys stay trus Christ cuz we know fo shua wat he goin do fo us bumbye.