Oniehoo, Zacchaeus stud up an toul Jesus, “A tell ye whut, Loard. A'll gie tha half o whut A hae tae thaim at haes need o ït. An ïf A hae got oniethin bi chaitin, A'll pye ït bak fower times ower.”
An tha sodgers axt hïm, “Whut shud we dae?” Jhone saed til thaim, “Dïnnae squeeze tha last pennie oot o fowk, ner blekmail thaim fer thair siller; an mak dae wi whut ye get pyed an be gled o ït!”