E get one profet, en name na Elijah and e kom from Tishbe for Gilead. E go tell King Ahab, “As long as di Oga wey bi Israel God (wey I dey serve) dey alive, dew or rain nor go fall for some years, unless I kommand sey, make rain fall.”
One among dem wey en name na Kenaana wey Zedekaya born kon use iron make horn, den e tell King Ahab, “Dis na wetin God tok, ‘Na dis tin yu go take fight Siria pipol kon win dem finish.’ ”
“God ask am, ‘How yu wont take deceive am?’ “Di spirit ansa, ‘I go make all di profets lie for Ahab.’ “So God tell am, ‘Make yu go deceive am, bikos e go hear yu.’ ”
So King Ahab koll almost 400 profets kon ask dem, “Make I go attack Ramot for Gilead or not?” Dem ansa, “Make yu go attack am, bikos God go make yu win.”
One day, some men dey beri pesin wen dem si some pipol dey kom attack dem. So dem kon trow di dead body inside Elisha grave. As di dead body tosh Elisha bone, di man wey don die kon wake-up.
Den e take di garment wey Elijah drop for am take nak di wota kon sey, “Where di Oga wey bi Elijah God?” Den e nak di wota again and di wota divide into two. So Elisha kon waka pass go di oda side.
Elisha waka go where di wota for dey flow, pour salt put kon sey: “Dis na wetin God tok: ‘I don make dis wota good. E nor go ever kause deat or pain again.’ ”
Den Elisha sey, “Make una give mi some flower.” E pour di flower inside di pot kon sey, “Serve some give di men make dem chop.” So di food kon dey good to chop.
But Elisha savant sey, “Make I give twenty bread to dis hundred men?” Elisha ansa, “Give am to di pipol make dem chop, bikos God sey, ‘Dem go chop taya and di food go remain.’ ”
Bikos of dis tin wey yu do so, Naaman diziz go katch yu and yor shidren-shidren forever.” So wen Gehazi komot from Elisha front, di diziz kon katch am and en body kon dey white like snow.
and dat ofisas bin ansa sey, “E nor fit happen, even if God ensef go send korn kom naw-naw!” And Elisha tell am, “Yu go si am dey happen, but yu nor go ever chop from di food.”
One of di king ofisas ansa, “Abeg. Dat nor fit happen! Even if God ensef dey drop food from heaven, e nor go fit happen!” Elisha ansa, “Yu go si am dey happen, but yu nor go ever chop from am!”
True-true, nobody know di time wen dis tins go happen! Like fish wey net katch or bird wey enter trap, na so too, wahala just dey kom meet pipol by sopraiz.
Jerusalem pipol, I go put pipol wey go dey guide una walls and dem nor go kwayet both for day and nite. But una wey dey pray give God, make una nor stop at-all.
Before dis time, I bi like lamb wey dem won go kill, even doh I nor know anytin. I nor know sey na mi dem dey plan dis kind wiked tin for. Dem bin sey, “Make wi kut di tree naw wey e still dey fresh; make wi kill-am, so dat nobody go remember am again.”
Den I sey, “My Oga God, di profets tell di pipol sey, ‘Una nor go si war again and honga go vanish from una land. God go give una peace forever and una go prosper for di land.’ ”
Yor profets dey lie for yu kon sey dem si vishon. Na dem make una go Babilon, bikos dem nor tell una about una sins. Instead, dem make una tink sey una nor nid to turn from una sin kom meet God.
“Una wey bi priest, make una listin! Israel pipol, make una listin well-well! Una wey kom from royal family, make una listin well-well too bikos I dey kom judge una. Una lead di pipol enter trap bikos all of una dey woship juju for Mizpa and for Mount Tabor.
Di time to ponish Israel don rish; di time wey pipol go get wetin dem deserve. Dat time, Israel pipol go know wen e happen! Una sey, ‘Dis profet na fool. Dis man wey feel sey e know well-well, dey kraze!’ Una hate mi well-well, bikos una sin too many.
Even di pesin wey good pass among dem, bi like shuku-shuku; di one wey dey fear God pass among dem, wiked pass many shuku-shuku wey dem tie togeda. But di day wen God go judge dem, dey kom; di time wey E go ponish dem for evritin.
If to sey dem nor si di mirakle wey I do, wey nobody don do before, dem for nor dey guilty for dia sin. But afta dem don si di mirakles, dem still hate mi and my Papa.
Make una obey una leaders and do evritin wey dem tok, bikos na dem dey kare for una soul and dem go ansa God wen E ask dem how dem do dia work. Make una let dem do am with happiness, nor bi with komplain, bikos una nor go get any betta tin from am.