Cuz a dat, Da One In Charge, da Boss, da God Ova All Da Armies, He goin make da big Assyria army guys Come sick an skinny, An come mo an mo weak jalike get feva. Fo shua, God goin light one fire Dat goin burn up all da awesome stuff Dat da Assyria king wen get.
Dey suppose to tell da pries guys inside da Temple fo Da One In Charge, Da God Ova All Da Armies, an da guys dat talk fo Da One In Charge, fo tell dis: “Wat? We suppose to stay sad inside an no eat food da month numba five, jalike we stay do fo plenny year?”
“Tell all da peopo inside da land, an da pries guys, dis: Fo da las seventy year, da times you guys no eat so you can pray, an you stay sad inside, wen get da summa an da autumn, was fo real kine dat you guys no eat so you can pray to me, o wat?!