Den Abraham tell Da One In Charge, “Eh! No come huhu wit me, no matta you da Boss. But I ony goin aks you dis: Wat if can find thirty peopo ova dea dat do da right ting?” Da One In Charge tell um, “If I find thirty peopo dea, I no goin do notting.”
Den Abraham tell, “Boss, dis da las time I goin talk, so, no come huhu, aah? Wat if ony get ten ova dea?” Da One In Charge tell, “Fo da ten good peopo, I no wipe out da oddas.”
Den Jacob make one strong promise. He tell, “God, if you stay wit me, an take kea me dis trip I stay make, an give me food fo eat an clotheses fo wear,
Dis rock hea I put up jalike one spesho pos fo no foget wat wen happen dis place. Dis goin be God house. An God, from eryting you give me, I goin give ten percent to you.”
No talk too much! Bumbye you goin tell someting An peopo goin come all huhu wit you. Da guys dat tink firs befo dey open dea mout, Dey undastan real good wat dey suppose to do.
If you tell, “I like give dis ting to God Fo stay spesho fo him,” But you no tink wen you tell dat, An layta, you not shua you like give um, Dat promise goin be jalike one trap Fo bring you down!
Jalike da sky stay mo high den da earth, Same ting, da way I do stuff, stay mo high Den da way you guys do stuff. An da way I tink, I tink mo betta Den da way you guys tink.
“O maybe somebody make one strong kine promise fo do someting, no matta good o bad, but he no tink bout um befo he make da promise. No matta he foget da promise, wateva kine ting he do lidat, wen he find out bout um, he still yet get da blame.
“Wen you guys pray, no tell any kine stuff dat no mean notting. Get odda peopos all ova da world dat make lidat. Dey tink God goin lissen dem cuz dey tell choke plenny stuff wen dey pray.
So, pray lidis, “ ‘God, you oua Faddah. You stay inside da sky. We like all da peopo know fo shua How good an spesho you stay, An show you plenny respeck.
All us guys, we all jam up plenny. But if get one guy dat no jam up eva wen he talk, dat guy stay all grown up inside, an he know how fo take charge a da way he live an no do bad kine stuff.