Laytas, wen Abram 99 year ol awready, Da One In Charge let Abram see him. He tell um, “Me, I Da God Dat Get All Da Powa. So, live da way I tell you fo live, an no do notting dat goin make shame.
I goin give you choke plenny peopo fo come from you bumbye, diffren kine peopos, so you goin be jalike one tree dat get plenny fruits. Even goin get king guys dat goin come from you too!
I like Da God Dat Get All Da Powa fo make you fo do eryting he like you fo do, fo you get plenny kids. Goin get plenny diffren peopos come from you bumbye.
God, he da God fo me, yoa faddah guy. I like fo God help you, Joseph, I like fo Da God Wit All Da Powa do good tings fo you. I like fo him make good kine stuff come down from da sky fo you, An good kine stuff from deep unda da groun, An give you plenny kids An plenny bebe animals!
Jacob wen wresso wit one angel guy an win! Den he cry an beg da angel fo do someting good fo him. Laytas, Jacob find God Bethel side. An talk wit him ova dea.
Stay awesome, an stay shine! Az cuz God stay dea. Da light from da town shine jalike one jewel stone dat cost plenny, jalike one jaspa stone, an you can see thru um jalike thru crystal.