So dis wat us guys gotta do: Firs, we go kill um. Den we throw da body inside one a da big holes dat get aroun hea. Den we tell oua faddah, ‘One wild animal wen eat um!’ Den we see wat goin happen wit da kine stuff he stay dream!”
Den dey sen somebody by dea faddah Jacob wit da fancy robe fo tell him, “Us guys wen find dis ova dea. Try check out da robe. Dis yoa boy robe, o wat?”
But Jacob tell um, “No way. My boy no goin go wit you guys. His braddah, mahke awready. He da ony one dat stay from Rachel. If someting bad happen to him ova dea, fo shua you guys goin make me come real plenny sore inside, an you goin make my gray hair go down da Mahke Peopo Place!”
Us guys tell you, ‘Yeah, we get faddah, he alive, an he ol. An us get one mo younga braddah guy, dat born wen oua faddah guy ol awready. His real braddah mahke awready, so him da ony one dat stay from his muddah. Dass how come his faddah get plenny love an aloha fo him.’
Den da guy dat know God stay go. One lion see um on top da road an kill um. Da lion throw down da mahke guy body on top da road. Da donkey an da lion stan dea nea da body.
He turn aroun, an look at dem, an he tell Da One In Charge put kahuna on top dem, cuz he Da One In Charge guy. Den two bears come out from da fores, an attack da young guys an hurt forty-two a dem.
Da peopo dat donno notting, easy fo bulai dem, Dey tink az fo real Any kine dat peopo tell dem. But da akamai peopo, Dey tink firs bout wat dey goin do.