Laban tell um, “Eh mista! Fo shua, Da One In Charge do plenny good kine stuff fo you! Try come oua house! No need stay standing outside hea! Cuz I make oua house ready fo you an da camels.”
An Joseph no foget da tings he wen dream bout dem befo time. He tell um, “You guys, you ony spies! You come hea fo check out wat part a oua land we no can guard!”
An I stay tink bout all da hard work an eryting dat peopo stay do. An how come dey do um? Fo shua, cuz one guy tink he do someting mo betta den some odda guy do um. Dat no make sense too. Dey chase afta da wind.
Da One In Charge, dat kine peopo no can see notting! Dey donno dat you stay put up yoa hand awready Fo use yoa powa fo punish dem! I like dey come shame wen dey look An see dat you stay go all out fo yoa peopo, An jalike you make da fire burn up an kill Da peopo dat stay agains you.
Dey like get da odda guy stuffs. Dey erytime party up an get piloot, an do all dat pilau kine stuff. I stay tell you guys, jalike I wen tell you befo time, da peopo dat make lidat, dey no goin get God fo be dea King.
You know, befo time us guys was stupid too. We neva like do wat we suppose to do. We lissen wen odda peopo bulai us. We ack jalike we gotta do wateva we like do, watevas dat feel nice. All da time, we wen do bad tings to da peopo, an stay jealous a dem. Odda peopo wen hate us, an we hate dem too.
Wen Saul hea dis, he come real huhu cuz he tink, “Az not good, wat dey sing!” He tink, “Dey tell dat David wen kill ten tousans an ten tousans a guys, an dey tell dat me, I ony kill tousans an tousans a guys. Nex, da peopo goin like make him come king!”