Wen da wild animals kill one a yoa sheeps o goats, I neva bring da body to you. I pay fo um, so you neva lose notting. You make me pay, no matta was day time o nite time dat da wild animal wen steal um.
Yeah, dass wat happen to me, da twenny year I stay wit you. I wen work fourteen year fo marry yoa two daughtahs, plus six year fo pay you fo da sheeps an goats. An den, you change my pay plenny times.
One time, Moses stay take kea da sheeps an goats fo his faddah-in-law Jetro (he get anodda name too, Reuel). Jetro, he da pries fo da Midian peopo. Moses take da sheeps an goats way inside da boonies, Mount Sinai side. (Dass da mountain wea God show up.)
I wen make da fields an da hills dry up. Same ting fo da wheat an barley, da new wine, da olive oil, an wateva kine food da groun give. Goin hurt da peopo an da animals. You guys goin bus ass, but no goin get notting!”
He da One wen lead you guys thru da big an skery boonies, wea get poison kine snakes an scorpions. Wen you guys was thirsty an no mo watta dea, he make watta come out from inside one real hard stone fo you guys drink.
Tink bout yoa leada guys. Dey da ones dat wen tell you guys wat God tell. Tink plenny bout da way dey live, an da stuff dat happen cuz a dat. An ack jalike dem, da way dey trus God.