26 Wen dey come togedda, Laban tell Jacob, “Eh! Wat you wen do? How come you neva tell me notting? You take my daughtahs wit you, jalike you one army guy an dey yoa prisonas!
Abimelek tell, “No good, how you make to us guys! Maybe one a oua guys take yoa wife an sleep wit her, an den God go punish all us guys cuz a wat you wen do!”
Morning time come, an Jacob wake up. He see was Leah wit him, not Rachel! Jacob tell Laban, “Wassup?! Wat you wen do to me! I work fo you seven year fo me marry Rachel! How come you trick me lidat?!”
God, Da One In Charge, tell da wahine, “Eh! Wat you wen do, aah?!” Da wahine tell um, “Was da snake! Da buggah wen go trick me! Az how come I wen eat da fruit!”
But all da stuff dass worth plenny dat God wen take away from oua faddah guy an give um to you, fo shua dass fo us an oua kids. So now, you go do wateva God tell you fo do.”
Jacob wen put up his tents awready, up country Gilead side. Den Laban come by Jacob, an Laban an his ohana guys put up dea tents, same place not too far.
How come you bulai me fo you run away? You steal stuff from me an neva tell me notting, aah? If you wen tell me you goin go befo time, I goin make one big party fo let you go, wit songs an tammorine an harp!
So den, Jacob come real huhu an start fo grumble to Laban. He tell um, “So, wat you wen find?! You figga I goin do someting fo jam up oua ohana, o wat?! Wat kine bad ting I do to you, dat you chase me lidat?!
Dey take all da stuff dass worth plenny, an all da kids an da ol peopo, an da mahke guys wifes, eryting inside dea houses. Jalike one army, dey take da wahines an da kids, an dey steal eryting from inside dea house.
Da One In Charge tell, “Wat you wen do?! You wen murda yoa braddah, an now, his blood stay ova dea on top da groun, jalike he stay call out to me fo pay you back.
Den Joshua tell Akan, “My boy, show respeck fo Da One In Charge, da God fo da Israel peopo! Tell dat he good! Den tell me wat you wen do! No hide notting from me!”
Den Saul aks Jonathan, “Wat you wen do?!” So Jonathan tell him, “I ony taste litto bit honey dat stay on top my stick fo walk, on da end. So jus cuz a dat, I gotta mahke, o wat?!”