1 One time, Jacob wen find out dat Laban boys stay talking lidis: “Eh! Dat Jacob, he take away eryting oua faddah get. Da buggah use oua faddah stuffs fo make him come real rich.”
Den Laban tell Jacob dis: “Kay den. Da wahines, dey my daughtahs. Da kids, dey my grankids. Da sheeps an goats, dey my sheeps an goats. Eryting you see, mines. But wat? I no can do notting now bout my daughtahs, an da kids dey wen born.
You guys gotta tell my faddah eryting—all da plenny respeck I get ova hea Egypt side, an eryting you guys wen see. Den go bring my faddah back hea real fas!”
Haman call togedda his frenz an Zeresh his wife. He talk big to dem bout all his rich stuffs, bout all his boys, an how da king show him plenny respeck, an make him mo importan den all da odda alii an palace guys dat stay work fo da king.
Eh! Da One In Charge, you real strong! So get me outa trouble from dat kine peopo! Da ones dat ony like get plenny stuffs From inside dis world! But da ones you get love an aloha fo, You give dem all da good tings dey like get. Dea kids an dea grankids, Goin get mo plenny still yet!
Weneva I go sleep, Da peopo dat stay agains me, Dey jalike lions all aroun me Dat like eat peopo, An get sharp teet jalike spears an arrows. Wen dey talk, jalike dey cut me Wit one sharp sword.
Wen somebody huhu wit you, Dey make eryting real hard fo you. Wen dey like get you back, Feel jalike one flood wipe you out. But mo worse wen somebody stay jealous. Nobody can handle dat.
An I stay tink bout all da hard work an eryting dat peopo stay do. An how come dey do um? Fo shua, cuz one guy tink he do someting mo betta den some odda guy do um. Dat no make sense too. Dey chase afta da wind.
Dass why, jalike wea da mahke peopo go, Da mout stay open big, An waiting fo erybody. Cuz down inside dea, All da rich kine peopo goin go. Same ting fo da odda kine peopo Dat stay make big kine noise an go party out.
Dis wat Da One In Charge tell: “Da guy dat know wat fo do erytime No good fo him talk big dat he know wat fo do. Da guy dat know how fo fight No good fo him talk big dat he know how fo fight. Da rich guy, no good if him talk big bout how rich him.
“ ‘Erybody dat know how fo tell wat da guys dat know wat fo do erytime tell, dey goin tell dis kine bout you: “Jalike da muddah ack, da girl ack same same.”
dey get big head an no undastan notting. Dey erytime like make argue an squawk bout wat somebody tell. Dey look at odda peopo an tell dey like come jalike dem. Dey beef bout stuff. Dey talk bad. Dey tink bad kine stuff bout erybody.
You know, befo time us guys was stupid too. We neva like do wat we suppose to do. We lissen wen odda peopo bulai us. We ack jalike we gotta do wateva we like do, watevas dat feel nice. All da time, we wen do bad tings to da peopo, an stay jealous a dem. Odda peopo wen hate us, an we hate dem too.
Da Bible befo time tell, “Erybody stay jalike one grass, o one flowa. Dey ony nice fo short time. Den da grass all dry up An da flowa fall down. Den dey come poho an mahke,