13 God, Da One In Charge, tell da wahine, “Eh! Wat you wen do, aah?!” Da wahine tell um, “Was da snake! Da buggah wen go trick me! Az how come I wen eat da fruit!”
Da ol guy dat talk fo God tell um, “I one guy dat talk fo God too, jalike you. An one angel messenja guy wen tell me wat Da One In Charge tell. He tell, ‘Bring da guy back wit you yoa house fo eat an drink.’ ” (But da ol guy dat talk fo God, he bulai.)
If she born one girl, she no can come in front me fo two week, jalike she no can come in front me wen her time come ery month. Afta da two week, she gotta stay home still yet fo sixty-six days, fo make shua all da bleeding pau, an den she ready fo come in front me.
Da Rules tell how I gotta ack. But inside me jalike da Rules dat God tell jam up wat I figga cuz I like do bad kine stuff. Cuz a dat, jalike was da Rules dat wen cut me off fo no get um right wit God.
Now you guys stay clean inside an stay tight wit Christ. But I stay sked dat you guys goin bag from stay clean inside an tight wit Christ. Cuz yoa tinking come hamajang. Dass jalike da time da snake wen bulai Eve cuz he one sly buggah!
Samuel tell, “Eh! Wat you wen do?!” Saul tell, “Wen I see oua army guys stay scatta all ova da place, an you neva come yet like you wen tell you goin do, an da Filisha guys stay come togedda Mikmash side,
Saul tell, “Da army guys wen bring um from da Amalek peopo. Dey let da bestes kine sheeps an cows stay alive, fo make sacrifice fo yoa God, Da One In Charge. But we wipe out all da oddas cuz dass wat we suppose to do fo Da One In Charge.”