23 Nite time, Laban take his daughtah Leah by Jacob, an Jacob an Leah sleep togedda.
She tell da luna guy, “Eh, dat guy ova dea inside da open country, da one dat stay walk dis way, who him?” Da luna tell, “Him, my boss.” Den Rebecca take one piece cloth an hide her face fo show respeck fo da guy dat goin come her husban.
So Laban wen tell erybody from dat place fo come togedda, an he make one big wedding luau.
(Same time, Laban give his daughtah Leah da slave wahine Zilpah fo work fo her.)
He stay make us jalike we not from his ohana. Jalike he wen sell us, an all dat you wen pay dat suppose to be fo us all gone awready.
No lissen da guy dat stay close to you. No trus yoa fren. Watch out bout wat you tell, Even to yoa wife.