So, dass how come Abram go way from Haran, jalike his God, Da One In Charge, wen tell um fo do. Dat time, Abram was 75 year ol. Lot, da nephew, he go too.
Abram take his wife Sarai, his nephew Lot, an all da big stack stuffs dey wen get Haran side, an all da peopo dat work fo dem dea too. Dey start fo go Canaan side, an bumbye, dey get dea.
Laytas, wen da boys come big, Esau come one real smart hunta guy, an he like stay outside in da boonies. Jacob, he mo quiet kine, an he like live inside da tents.
Steal dea tents! Rip off da sheeps an goats too! Hemo da curtains from inside dea tents! Steal all dea stuffs, an dea camels! Peopo goin yell to da Kedar peopo, ‘Da army goin come attack all you guys from all ova da place, An you guys goin come sked fo real kine!’