But one nite, God go by Abimelek an make um dream. Inside da dream God tell um, “You know wat you stay do? You mahke awready, cuz you wen take dat wahine Sarah, an she get husban awready.”
Morning time come, an Jacob wake up. He see was Leah wit him, not Rachel! Jacob tell Laban, “Wassup?! Wat you wen do to me! I work fo you seven year fo me marry Rachel! How come you trick me lidat?!”
God, Da One In Charge, tell da wahine, “Eh! Wat you wen do, aah?!” Da wahine tell um, “Was da snake! Da buggah wen go trick me! Az how come I wen eat da fruit!”
Wen dey come togedda, Laban tell Jacob, “Eh! Wat you wen do? How come you neva tell me notting? You take my daughtahs wit you, jalike you one army guy an dey yoa prisonas!
Da One In Charge tell, “Wat you wen do?! You wen murda yoa braddah, an now, his blood stay ova dea on top da groun, jalike he stay call out to me fo pay you back.
Wen one king guy gotta make up his mind wat fo do, Da One In Charge, he da One Stay in charge a wat da king pick. Az jalike da guy in charge a da watta ditch. He make da watta go wea eva he like make um go.
Den Joshua tell Akan, “My boy, show respeck fo Da One In Charge, da God fo da Israel peopo! Tell dat he good! Den tell me wat you wen do! No hide notting from me!”
An you guys, you not suppose to make one deal wit da peopo inside dis land. You guys suppose to broke down dea altars. But you guys no lissen! How come you guys make lidat, aah?!
Den Saul aks Jonathan, “Wat you wen do?!” So Jonathan tell him, “I ony taste litto bit honey dat stay on top my stick fo walk, on da end. So jus cuz a dat, I gotta mahke, o wat?!”