Den Tiglat-Pileser, da Assyria king, go attack da peopo inside da Israel land, an Menahem wen give Tiglat-Pileser thirty-seven ton silva fo make Tiglat-Pileser come his side. Cuz a dat, Menahem come mo strong fo stay king.
Eh! You Da One In Charge! We like you do good tings fo us guys. We stay wait fo you help us. Ery morning, you da One make us strong, Da One get us outa trouble, Erytime we get hard time.
Da ol guys from Geval dat know how fo fix stuff, Dey go wit you fo fix da leaks. All da boats an dea sailas from all ova da ocean Come by you guys fo make trade.
“Den Da One In Charge tell me, ‘No make hard fo da Moab peopo an make dem like make war wit you guys. Cuz I no goin give you guys notting from dea land. I awready give dea main town Ar to da Moab peopo dat get Lot fo dea ancesta.’ ”