Afta da two Absalom guys go way, da two odda guys climb outa da puka, an go tell King David, “Erybody! Go way from hea, quick! Go da odda side a da Jordan Riva right now! Ahitofel wen tell dem fo attack you guys awready!”
Eh! You Da One In Charge! Go afta dem guys! Face um an throw um down! No let um get away! Use yoa sword, Fo make shua da bad kine guys no goin hurt me!
Eh God! You da judge Fo show erybody dat I okay. I need fo you show proof Dat I neva do notting bad. Cuz da whole nation, Dey no stay tight wit you! I need fo you rescue me Away one place Wea dey no can hurt me. Away from da ones dat stay bulai An do bad tings to me.