I goin tell you guys stories Fo teach importan kine stuff fo make you tink, Fo make you guys undastan Wat da local kine peopo wen talk about Long time befo time, Dass hard fo undastan.
Whoeva make lidat cuz dey read dis book, Dey goin undastan da importan kine tings An even da stuff dat da smart guys make hard fo figga out. Az da kine stuff fo make you tink plenny.
Den I tell, “Eh! Da One In Charge, da Boss! Da peopo talk lidis bout me. Dey tell, ‘He ony tell da kine stories dat make him look smart but no mean notting!’ ”
“Wen dose king lines almos pau, an da peopo dat go agains God do all da bad kine tings dey can do, one king wit one skery kine face dat know how fo trick peopo goin take ova.
Wit him, I can talk strait. Wen I talk, I make shua he know wat I mean. I no hide wat I tell, not wit da hard fo undastan kine talk. He know how I look like, me, Da One In Charge. So den! How come you guys no sked Fo grumble bout my worka guy Moses?!’ ”
An Balaam tell dis spesho message from God: “Balak wen bring me hea from da Aram land. He da king fo Moab. He call me from da mountains da east side a my land. He tell me, ‘Go come! Put kahuna on top da Jacob peopo fo me! Tell um how mad you stay wit dem!’
He do um lidat fo make um happen jalike da guy dat talk fo God wen tell befo time, “I goin tell stories fo teach, I goin tell stuff dat nobody know From dat time wen God make da world till now.”
Wateva you tell in da dark, dey goin hear um wen come light. Wateva you wispa in somebody ear behind one door dat stay close, somebody goin yell um from da top a da house. So, no teach one ting an do anodda.”