Da way I see um, I can ack even mo shame den dat, an I no sked come mo shame still yet. But da slave girls you talk bout, dey still yet goin respeck me!”
You tell, ‘Who dis dat jam up wat I tell, Wen I tell peopo wass good fo dem do. Who dis dat talk plenny, but donno notting?’ Dass me! Fo shua I wen talk bout stuff dat I neva undastan. Stuff dass too awesome fo me!
Anybody go talk bad bout his fren, So da fren no can hear wat he tell, I goin wipe out da guy dat talk bad. Anybody tink dey it An odda peopo ony junk, I had it wit dem too.
“But me, I neva bag from yoa sheeps Fo take kea dem. I neva like see da time come Wen nobody can handle wat you do to dem. An you, you know dat eryting I tell, I tell um in front you.
You like plenny peopo know who you bumbye, o wat?! No try. Cuz I goin make bad kine stuff happen to peopo all ova da world. But no matta wea you goin go, I goin let you get outa dea alive.’ ” Az wat Da One In Charge tell.
Jalike da cows get yoke on top dem fo pull dea load, you guys put my yoke on top you. Learn fo do wat I stay teach you. I stay gentle kine an I like take kea odda peopo befo I take kea me, fo notting bodda you guys.
Ho, God! He unreals smart! God, he know how fo use all his smarts! An he know eryting! No mo nobody undastan how he make up his mind! No mo nobody can figga out how come God do wat he do! Jalike da Bible tell befo time:
Live togedda wit plenny aloha fo each odda. No ack high makamaka. Mo betta you make frenz wit da kine peopo dat odda peopo tink dey no importan. No go tink you da ony one dass smart.
If he stay read um an do wat da rules tell, den he no goin tink he mo betta den da odda Israel guys, an he no goin turn away from wat God tell um fo do even litto bit to da right side o da lef side. Den him an da ones dat goin come from him goin stay king ova da Israel peopo long time.
You guys know da way we wen ack dat time. An God, he know too. We wen stay good an spesho fo God, an we do da right ting, an we wen make shua we neva do notting bad fo nobody poin finga us. We make lidat fo help you guys dat trus God.
So Samuel take da cow horn bottle wit oil inside, an pour um on top David, wit his braddah guys all aroun. Right den an dea, da Spirit from Da One In Charge take ova David, so from dat time he stay get da powa from Da One In Charge. Den Samuel go back home Ramah side.
One a da worka guys tell, “You know wat?! I wen see one a Jesse boys from Betlehem dat fo real kine know how fo play da harp. He no sked fo fight, an know how fo fight. He erytime tink befo he talk. An he good looking. Da One In Charge stay tight wit him.”
Az why da helpa guys go talk to David wen da odda peopo no can hear, an tell um wat da king wen tell. But David tell, “You guys tink, az one small kine ting fo marry one wahine from da king ohana, o wat? Cuz I ony one guy dat no mo notting, you know. An I not even importan!”