Eh you guys! Tell good tings Bout Da One In Charge! Anybody dat get choke respeck Fo Da One In Charge, An fo shua like do Wateva Da One In Charge tell um fo do, Dey goin stay real good inside.
Get peopo pour out gold from dea money bag, An weigh dea silva on top da scales. Dey pay one metal worka guy Fo make da gold come one god. Den dey go down an put dea face on top da groun An pray to um.
You guys know awready, dat befo you guys wen come God peopo, someting wen make you guys erytime go da wrong way an follow da idol kine gods dat no can even talk, an you wen pray to dem.
Wen da Ashdod peopo get up early da nex morning, you know wat? Dey find Dagon wen fall down on his face on top da floor, in front da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal Wit Da One In Charge! So dey take Dagon an put um back on top his place.