Dis book az fo give you da smarts fo do da right ting erytime, An fo live da way you suppose to live, An fo help you undastan fo real kine Da kine stuff you gotta know.
Wen I talk to my boy, I tell um, “Eh my boy, Lissen up all da tings I teach you. Same ting, wen yoa muddah teach you someting, No foget wat she tell you.
You get somebody dat know wat fo do erytime, Dat mean dea faddah make dem learn. But da buggahs dat no mo respeck fo nobody Cuz dey tink dey so smart, Dass why dey no lissen, neva mind you scold dem.
Lissen up wen peopo tell you Wass good fo you do. An lissen wen dey tell you How fo do da right ting, Cuz If you do dat, den bumbye You goin know wat fo do erytime.
Learn real good fo know wat fo do erytime, Cuz jalike you get yoa sistah fo help you. Az jalike you get somebody from yoa ohana, Fo learn real good how fo undastan stuff.
Us guys wen lissen eryting oua ancesta guy Jonadab, Rekab boy, tell us fo do. No mo nobody from us guys, oua wifes, oua boys, o oua girls, eva drink wine.