2 Dis book az fo give you da smarts fo do da right ting erytime, An fo live da way you suppose to live, An fo help you undastan fo real kine Da kine stuff you gotta know.
You stay sked a Da One In Charge, You goin learn how fo know wat fo do cuz a dat, An how fo do da right ting erytime. Wen you no make high makamaka kine, Den peopo goin get respeck fo you.
Lissen up wen peopo tell you Wass good fo you do. An lissen wen dey tell you How fo do da right ting, Cuz If you do dat, den bumbye You goin know wat fo do erytime.
“You do all dat stuff, An den you goin undastan wass right, An how fo judge da right way An make same kine to erybody, An how fo find da good way fo go erytime.
Learn real good fo know wat fo do erytime, Cuz jalike you get yoa sistah fo help you. Az jalike you get somebody from yoa ohana, Fo learn real good how fo undastan stuff.
Eh, you guys dat donno notting an easy fo bulai! Come learn how fo be akamai! An you dumb buggahs dat tink you no need learn notting, Come learn how fo tink strait!