Da bestes stuff from da earth An eryting inside um, An da tings dat da One inside da bush dat wen burn Give cuz he like you guys. I like da Joseph ohana get all dis good kine stuff, Cuz Joseph jalike one prince dat get one crown fo show he mo betta den his braddahs.
Moses muddah an faddah, dey wen trus God. Dass why, afta he born, dey hide him fo three month cuz dey see dat he one spesho bebe. Dey no sked da king, no matta he wen tell, “Gotta kill all da Hebrew boys!”
So Jesse sen somebody fo bring David dea. David stay healthy, get one good tan an nice kine eyes. He real good looking. Den Da One In Charge tell Samuel, “Quick! Pour da oil on top him cuz him he da one!”