An right dea Gilgal side, had one good fo notting buggah. His name Sheba, Bikri boy, from da Benjamin ohana. He go blow da sheep horn trumpet fo call da peopo togedda, an he yell, “Eh, you Israel guys! Go home! Oua land, not part a David land! Us no goin get notting from David, Jesse boy!”
No let Hezekiah make you guys trus Da One In Charge, wen he tell: ‘Da One In Charge goin get us outa dis fo shua. Da Assyria king no goin take ova Jerusalem town!’
Some good fo notting kine guys wen hang aroun wit Jeroboam. Dey put presha on Rehoboam, Solomon boy. An dat time, Rehoboam still stay kinda young an not strong inside, an no stay strong enuff fo tell um no.
Da One In Charge tell me, “Eh, Fo Real Kine Guy! Dese da Jerusalem guys dat make one no good plan fo do bad kine stuff dat God no like. Dey tell da peopo, ‘Az good fo do bad kine stuff inside dis town.’
“Bummahs, fo da guys dat make plan fo do bad kine stuff! Dass wat dey tink bout wen dey res on top dea bed. Den wen da sun come up dey go do um, Cuz dey get da powa fo do um.