15 Govna Pilate, he free up one prisona guy ery year, Passova time. Any guy da peopo pick, Pilate let um go.
Dey tell, “Us no can do um Passova time, cuz den da peopo goin make big noise an like fight.”
Had one guy Barabbas dat stay inside da prison. All da peopo know bout him.
Az why I goin tell my army guys fo whip um an let um go.”
[Now, ery year, da Passova spesho religious kine ceremony, Pilate gotta let one prisona guy go fo da peopo.]
All da peopo was yelling, “Kill Jesus! Let Barabbas go fo us!”
But Peter, he stay outside by da gate. Den me, cuz I Jesus odda guy dat was dea, an da Main Pries Guy know me, I go outside, talk to da girl dat watch da gate, an bring Peter inside.
Den Pilate turn ova Jesus fo da army guys kill um on top one cross. So da army guys take charge a Jesus.
Two year layta, Porcius Festus take Felix place, but Felix like do someting fo da Jew guys, so he leave Paul inside prison.
Festus like do someting fo da Jew guys, so he tell Paul, “You like go Jerusalem an stan in front me ova dea fo tell bout all dis stuff?”