“You know, I stay send you guys out jalike sheeps, an you guys goin go wea da wild wolfs stay. So you guys gotta figga wat fo do, jalike da snakes, an no hurt nobody, jalike da doves.
Cuz I goin give you guys wat fo tell, an I goin make you guys know wat fo do erytime, so da guys dat stan up agains you no goin know wat fo tell, an dey no goin show proof dat you guys wen do wrong.
But Stephen real akamai, an da Good An Spesho Spirit tell him wat fo tell. An da Jew guys neva have notting fo tell agains him, cuz a how Stephen talk.
Weneva you guys talk, no talk any kine—talk wit aloha. An no talk ony bout da junk kine stuff. Dass jalike food dat no mo taste. Talk bout da kine good stuff. Dass jalike food dat stay ono, cuz get salt fo taste! Eh! Good fo know how fo talk to any kine guy.