“Was forty year yoa ancesta guys Was pilau fo me, An cuz a dat I mad! Dis how I wen tink: ‘Dese peopo! Inside, dey like do Wat dey like do! Dey donno how fo do tings my way!’
So Moses an Aaron go by da Pharaoh guy. Dey tell um, “You betta lissen! Dis wat Da One In Charge tell, da God fo da Hebrew peopo. God tell, ‘Eh! How long you goin tink you no need fo come notting in front me, haa?! Let my peopo go way from hea fo dem make one religious kine ceremony fo me.
“Eh, you guys dat donno notting an easy fo bulai! You guys like stay lidat, o wat?! An you buggahs dat no mo respeck fo nobody cuz you tink you real smart, You like stay lidat?! You stupid buggahs dat figga you no need learn notting, How come you no like wen peopo try tell you da trut?!
Da One In Charge, him da one wen make da Egypt peopo So dey no can tink strait. Cuz a Da One In Charge, da leada guys make dea peopo Go da wrong way bout eryting dey stay do. Da Egypt peopo, dey jalike one piloot guy Dat stay fall all ova, even in his puke.
Eh you Jerusalem peopo, throw out da bad kine stuff from inside you, Fo Da One In Charge get you guys outa trouble! How long you guys goin make plan Fo do wrong kine tings?!
Da One In Charge tell Moses, “How long dese peopo goin make to me jalike I no good? How long dey no goin trus me, no matta I do all kine awesome stuff in front dem fo show um wat kine god me?
Da grass inside da field stay grow today, but tomorra dey goin throw um inside da fire. God give da grass clotheses lidat, so garans he goin give you guys clotheses. You guys ony trus God litto bit!
But he tell, “How come you guys sked? You guys ony trus me litto bit, o wat?!” Den he get up. He scold all da winds an da waves. Den eryting come calm.
Layta Jesus show up by his eleven guys wen dey stay eating. He scold um, cuz dey neva trus wat da oddas tell an dey real hard head. Dey no like tink az fo real kine wat da odda peopo tell, da ones dat wen see him afta he come back alive.
Jesus tell, “You guys! Nowdays nobody even trus God! You guys ony know how fo do wrong stuff! How long I gotta be wit you guys an take how you guys ack? Bring da boy ova hea!”
Den he tell Thomas, “Put yoa finga ova hea an check out my hands. Put out yoa hand, an touch my side. Now, no tell you no stay shua I alive fo real kine. Come shua!”
But you Israel peopo, You do pilau kine stuff dat he no like. You not his kids no moa, Cuz you all jam up inside. You all crooked an kapakahi kine peopo.