Az why, fo dem guys, wat Da One In Charge tell um Goin be jalike wat he tell befo time: “Do dis, do dat, One rule, anodda rule, Litto bit hea, litto bit dea.” An dey goin go way, But den dey goin fall on dea okole. Dey goin come all bus up. Da army guys goin grab dem An dey goin come prisonas.
Any guy hear da stuff bout da King in da sky, an no undastan, da Bad Guy come an take away da stuff dat da guy wen hear dat stay inside him. Dass jalike da seed dat fall down by da trail.
Jesus tell anodda story fo teach da peopo. He tell, “Wen God in da sky stay King, dass jalike one mustard seed. Wen one guy plant da mustard seed inside his field,
Jesus teach da peopo wit anodda story. He tell, “Wen God in da sky stay King, dass jalike wen one wahine take yeast an mix um wit plenny dough fo make bread. Bumbye da whole dough goin come mo big, cuz a da yeast.”
Den Jesus tell, “Dass how you guys gotta make. Cuz erytime wen God in da sky stay King, dass jalike get one king dat look da books fo find out how much money his worka guys owe him.
“I like tell you guys one story bout how stay wen God in da sky stay King. Dass jalike one boss guy dat own one grape farm. Da firs ting in da morning da owna go out fo look fo guys dat like work fo him on his grape farm.
“Try lissen dis story fo you learn someting. Dis one bout da guy dat go plant one grape farm. He make one fence aroun um, an dig one hole inside da groun fo squeeze da grapes, an he build one watch towa. Den he rent da grape farm to some farma guys an go far away.
“Dat time, wen God in da sky stay King, goin be jalike dis: Had one wedding. Da bride get ten girl frenz. Dey take dea olive oil lamps an go dea fren house fo wait fo da groom.
Den Jesus go all ova Galilee fo teach inside da Jew churches. He tell da peopo all da Good Kine Stuff bout how can get God fo dea king, an he make all da sick peopo come good from all kine sick.
You guys stay lidat, cuz you guys know God get someting good fo you guys up dea wit him in da sky. Dass why you guys trus God, cuz you guys wen hear da Good An True Stuff From Him.
Now az jalike you guys wen born one mo time. But az not from da kine faddah an muddah dat goin mahke. Az from da Faddah dat no goin mahke eva! You stay alive foeva cuz a wat God wen tell!