Dey bury him inside da tomb dat he wen tell his guys fo cut out fo him inside Jerusalem, David big town. Dey lay him on top one punee dat get spice dat smell nice an all kine perfume on top um, an dey make one real big fire fo show respeck fo him.
Jesus was Simon house, inside Betany town. Simon, he one lepa guy befo time. Wen Jesus eat ova dea, had one wahine dat bring one fancy alabaster rock kine bottle. Inside had da nard kine fancy perfume dat cost plenny. She put da perfume on top Jesus head wen he stay eating.
Get some wahines stay standing far fo watch eryting dat happen. Had Mary from Magdala, anodda Mary dat get two boys (da younga James an Joses), an Salome.
Was da Day Fo Make Eryting Ready Fo Da Passova. Da Jews neva like fo da mahke bodies fo stay on top da cross on da Res Day. Dat Res Day stay real spesho, so da leada guys go beg Pilate fo broke da guys legs fo kill um mo quick fo take down da bodies.