40 Get some wahines stay standing far fo watch eryting dat happen. Had Mary from Magdala, anodda Mary dat get two boys (da younga James an Joses), an Salome.
Da peopo I get love an aloha fo, An my frenz, Dey all stay far, cuz dey sked Dey goin get da same kine sick Jalike me. Even my ohana peopo, Dey no come close.
Was da firs day a da week, afta da Res Day pau. An ony get litto bit light morning time. Dat time, Mary from Magdala an da odda Mary go da tomb fo look.
Afta get light da firs day in da week, wen Jesus come back alive, he show up firs by Mary from Magdala. (Her da one, befo time Jesus wen make seven bad kine spirits no bodda her no moa.)
All da guys dat wen know Jesus, an da wahines dat wen come dea wit him all da way from Galilee side, dey stay stand far away fo watch all da stuff dat stay happen.
You no tink we get da right fo take oua Christian wife wit us wen we go some odda place, o wat? Da odda guys God sen all ova da place, dey do dat, you know, even da Boss braddah guys an Peter.
Aloha! Dis me, James, da guy dat work fo God an fo Jesus Christ, Da One In Charge. I stay write dis letta fo God peopo from da twelve Jew ohana, dat stay scatta all ova da world.