You guys no goin get da sun fo light day time. Da moon no goin shine fo make um bright fo you guys. Me, Da One In Charge, I goin be da light fo you guys foeva. I yoa God, an I goin make awesome kine fo you guys.
Dat “God, He Talk” Guy, he come one guy dat get one body jalike us guys get. He stay wit us short time, an us see how awesome he stay. He awesome, cuz he da One an ony Boy dat come from da Faddah. He like do plenny good stuff fo us cuz dass how he stay. Eryting he tell bout God stay fo real.
“Faddah, I like erybody dat you wen give me come by me wea I goin stay, cuz I like dem see how awesome I stay. Cuz you get love an aloha fo me, an you wen make me awesome befo us make da world.
Me an my frenz wen tell you guys awready bout Da One In Charge a us guys, Jesus Christ, an how plenny powa he goin get wen he come back, aah? Not was jus one bulai kine story dat us guys like tell. We wen tell you guys ony wat we wen see! Az why we know how awesome Jesus stay cuz he da King!
My good frenz, us God kids awready. God no show us yet wat kine peopo we goin be bumbye. But we know dat wen Christ come back, us guys goin be jalike him, cuz us goin see him da way he stay.