Erybody hear bout him, from dea all ova Syria side. Dey bring all da peopo wit all kine sick by him: erybody dat hurt, an suffa plenny, da peopo dat get bad spirits dat take ova dem, peopo dat shake an roll all ova, an peopo dat no can move. An Jesus make um all come good.
Afta get light da firs day in da week, wen Jesus come back alive, he show up firs by Mary from Magdala. (Her da one, befo time Jesus wen make seven bad kine spirits no bodda her no moa.)
An befo time Jesus make some wahines come good from da bad kine spirits an all kine sick. Dey all go too: Mary da Magdala wahine, dat had seven bad kine spirits dat take ova her befo time, but Jesus make um no bodda her no moa.