One Res Day, one Pharisee guy tell Jesus fo come his house fo eat. He one main leada fo da Pharisee guys. An da Pharisee guys an da guys dat teach da Rules From God watch Jesus real good.
But me, I da Fo Real Kine Guy. I come, I eat, I drink, an you guys tell, ‘You know wat? Dis guy erytime stay eat an drink! He frenz wit da tax guys, an da odda kine guys dat get one bad rep too.’
Had one wahine from dat town dat do bad kine stuff an fool aroun. She hear dat Jesus stay sit inside da Pharisee guy house, an she bring one bottle da kine dey make from da alabaster kine stone, full wit perfume.