29 Wen da guys dat colleck tax money an all da odda peopo hear dat, dey tell, “Yeah! God erytime do da right ting!” Cuz dey wen lissen John, an he baptize dem.
Was ony you dat I wen do da bad ting to. Da way you see me, Was no right, da ting I wen do. Eh God, you stay perfeck, An you do da right ting Wen you tell you gotta punish me.
Az why, if you guys ony get love an aloha fo da guys dat get love an aloha fo you, you figga God owe you guys money fo dat, o wat?! No way! Even da tax peopo dat colleck tax money fo da govmen, dey get love an aloha fo da guys dat get love an aloha fo dem.
An Jesus tell, “I like tell you guys dis: No mo nobody eva born dat mo importan den John. But even da mostes small kine guy dat get God fo his king, he mo importan den John.”
Befo time odda braddahs teach him bout Da One In Charge, az Jesus. Apollos talk wit plenny powa. Da stuff he know bout Jesus, he teach um good. But he ony know bout wat John Da Baptiza Guy wen teach.
Dey donno wat God wen do awready fo make us guys get um right wit him. Cuz a dat, dey try fo get um right wit God how dey like, an dass why dey no like lissen wen he tell um how fo get um right wit him.
Dey stay sing jalike Moses, da guy dat wen work fo God, an jalike God Bebe Sheep Guy. Dey sing: “God, you Da One In Charge! You Da God Dat Get All Da Powa. You do big an awesome stuff. You erytime do wass right an wass true. You da King fo all da diffren peopos foeva an eva!
Den I hear da angel guy dat stay in charge a da watta tell, “God, you real good an spesho! You stay from befo time, an you still stay now. You da Judge, an you do eryting right. Cuz you punish da peopo fo da bad kine stuff dey wen do.
Den Adoni-Bezek tell dem, “Get seventy king guys, I wen win ova dem. I wen cut off dea thumbs an big toes. I make um pick up da crumbs from unda my table. Wat I wen do to dem guys, God pay me back same ting!” Da Judah guys take him Jerusalem side, an he mahke ova dea.