Az how come Absalom tell his worka guys, “Look, Joab field stay nex to my field. He get barley stay growing dea. Go burn um!” So Absalom worka guys burn Joab field.
Da day numba seven, dey tell Samson bride, “Make da groom tell wat da riddle mean, o we goin burn you up an yoa faddah ohana too, an you all goin mahke. You wen tell us guys fo come ova hea, fo him rip us off, o wat?!”
(His faddah an muddah donno dat was Da One In Charge make dat happen. Cuz Da One In Charge like make someting happen wit da Filisha guys. He like da Israel peopo go agains da Filisha peopo. Cuz dat time da Filisha peopo stay in charge a da Israel peopo.)
Her faddah tell, “I wen stay shua dat you hate her. So I give her to yoa fren. She get one sistah dass mo young, an mo good looking. Let her come yoa wife!”