Elisha helpa guy aks, “Wot?! How I goin feed one hundred guys wit ony dis?!” Elisha tell, “Give um to da guys fo eat. Cuz dis da message from Da One In Charge: ‘Wen dey eat, goin get lefovas.’ ”
“Den dat same worka guy go outside, an spock anodda worka guy dat owe him ony litto bit money. He grab him by da neck, an tell him, ‘Eh! You owe me money! You betta pay me back!’
But Jesus tell um, “Nah! Dey no need go. You guys, you give um someting fo eat.” Dey tell, “Us gotta work eight month fo make da money fo buy enuff bread fo feed all dese peopo! You like us guys go buy um?”
Philip find Natanael an tell um, “We wen find da Guy dat Moses write bout in da book wit da Rules From God inside. An da guys dat talk fo God long time befo time, dey write bout him too. He Jesus from Nazaret town, Joseph boy.”