“Whoa! You Jesus from Nazaret! Wat you like do to us? How come you come ova hea? Fo wipe us out, o wat? I know who you! You da Good An Spesho Guy from God!”
Da nex day John spock Jesus stay coming by him, an he tell, “Eh, you guys, try look da guy ova dea! You know wat? He jalike God bebe sheep fo da sacrifice. He hemo da shame fo da bad kine stuff dat erybody inside da whole world stay do!
Da firs ting Andrew do, he find his braddah Simon an tell him, “Us wen find da Messiah.” (“Messiah,” dat mean “da Christ Guy, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen,” dea language.)
She tell him, “Yeah, you Da One In Charge! I trus you, dat you da Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen. You God Boy, da Guy dey wen tell us goin come inside dis world.”
But da tings I wen write, I write um so you guys goin stay shua fo real kine dat Jesus da Christ Guy, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen, an he God Boy. Wen you guys trus him, you goin live foeva fo real kine cuz you his guys.
Den bumbye all us guys goin trus Christ same same. All us guys goin know God Boy fo real kine. All us guys goin come jalike one grown up guy, da kine guy dat stay perfeck inside, jalike Christ.
Us know dat God get love an aloha fo us guys, an us trus him. Da way God stay, he erytime get love an aloha fo erybody. Whoeva live wit love an aloha, dey stay tight wit God an God stay tight wit dem.
Whoeva stay shua dat Jesus da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen, dey God kids. Erybody dat get love an aloha fo one faddah get love an aloha fo da ones dat come from him too.
We know dat God Boy wen come an help us guys fo undastan. Az how we know da real God. Us guys stay tight wit da One dass da real God—wit God Boy Jesus, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen. Dass da real God, an dass da real kine life dat goin stay to da max foeva!