27 Den he tell Thomas, “Put yoa finga ova hea an check out my hands. Put out yoa hand, an touch my side. Now, no tell you no stay shua I alive fo real kine. Come shua!”
But God, he get pity fo dem, Az why he wen let da peopo go Fo da wrong tings dey wen do, An why he neva wipe dem out. Ova an ova, God wen hold back Da way he feel bout dose peopo, An he neva bus um up, No matta he stay huhu wit dem.
Jesus tell, “You guys! Nowdays nobody even trus God! You guys ony know how fo do wrong stuff! How long I gotta be wit you guys an take how you guys ack? Bring da boy ova hea!”
Dass why da odda guys tell um, “Eh, us guys wen see Da One In Charge, you know.” But he tell um, “If I no see da puka from da nails inside Jesus hands, an put my finga inside da puka in his side, no way I goin come shua he alive fo real kine!”
God give us his Rules so erybody know how real bad da bad kine stuff stay. But wen you get peopo do bad kine stuff mo an moa, God do mo an mo plenny good kine stuff.