35 (You know, one a da guys dat see all dat happen, dass me. I tell da tings I wen see, an I tell da trut. I know I stay tell da true kine stuff, fo you guys trus wat I tell.)
Jesus see his muddah standing dea, wit one guy he teach, da one he get plenny love an aloha fo. (Dass was me, John, you know.) So Jesus tell his muddah, “Look, Ma, dis yoa boy now.”
But da tings I wen write, I write um so you guys goin stay shua fo real kine dat Jesus da Christ Guy, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen, an he God Boy. Wen you guys trus him, you goin live foeva fo real kine cuz you his guys.
An you know who dat guy dat Jesus talk bout, aah? Was me, John! Jesus, he my teacha. I stay tell you guys all dis stuff. I wen see um happen, an I wen write um all down. An we all know da stuff I stay tell you guys, dat stuff stay true.
Eryting dat peopo wen write inside da Bible befo time, all dat stay inside da Bible fo teach us guys fo come mo strong fo hang in dea. Dass da good kine words we get from da Bible. Fo shua we goin know dat bumbye God goin do plenny good tings fo us.
You know, I one older leada guy, so I stay tell dis to you older leada guys too: I was dea wen Christ wen suffa, an I goin come togedda bumbye wit him wen erybody see how awesome he stay.
Erybody talk good bout Demetrius. Erybody dat know da trut know dat Demetrius erytime do um. Us guys talk good bout him too, an you guys know dat wat us tell stay true.